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Monday, April 13, 2015

DEMON!!!!!

Girls can be sweet of sugar and spice but there are others that are full of vinegar and madness; these girls are insane where they are viewed by Gavin Torque, the comical protagonist of the tale, as 'demons' and there's  some chaotic, naughty malicious girls! Find out what happens in this catastrophe of comical proportions of crazy chicks! This story was inspired by little brother Jimmy's friend, Bobby. We once picked him up to take him to school, every time he comes in the car; I go: "Hi Bobby!" and as if on cue; his eyes bulged in a hilariously terrified way and exclaims while pointing at me: "DEMON! DEMON!" That was when I was still in high school, it was funny back then. Anyway, enjoy!  Also, be advised....I am not writing this as a sexist joke but I am writing in honor of a friend of my brother's. --KatDon 

Girls are taught from a young age to be prim and proper, girls are obsessed with losing weight and being stick thin in order to achieve the current beauty standards. Most girls are so concerned about their weight and how they look, so society tells girls that they should be soft and polite, and not be capable of breaking the rules. Girls who are jealous of others as they can't stop talking about this girl, just because they don’t like who they are. And all they do is ignore her. These girls gossip about her is to hide their own insecurities because they feel bad about themselves. A perfect girl must be blonde, with large breasts and an hourglass figure--They must have perfect hair, perfect body, all the same but there are some girls who may not be like all the rest.....There are some girls that don’t act the way girls are expected to act. In fact, they can even seem a little masculine at times! They are more than capable of being lazy and raunchy and sleazy. They eat the real thing of food, they don't want to go along with what society is telling them to be. They don't care about her weight or anything like that, and it bores them when girls obsess over their appearances because these 'special girls'  doesn’t even bother to think about it. Society wants these girls to be a typical girl and conform to its ideas of what a girl should be like, and for a while she even went along with it. But now, the girls are going to laugh in society’s face and do what they want. Their craziness is more about that they rock agency! Or at least that what she wants you to think. Guys are looking at her everywhere she goes and they’re looking her all over. When these girls get inspected they look at everything thoroughly and sometimes search them. They are not that perfect! These girls hooked up with a lot of boyfriends, but none of them last long. They all tried to domesticate them, and try to shape them to be their ideal girlfriend. Except she isn’t the kind to be predictable. These girls can't be forced to return to the innocent years. They are breaking out and rebelling against the typical, ordinary girl type. No one can try to tell them that they've gotta be a different type of person than they are. These girls are being  themselves and that’s that. They aren't gonna change for anyone! Girls are demons, well at least teenage Gavin Torque thinks so! When he was a boy; Gavin  meets a sweet girl he befriended but after he discovers her hyper, crazy behavior and forced him to dress up in girls clothes and wear makeup. The girl was so crazy and unstable that Gavin was terrified of her and believed that all girls were demons! 

The beautiful young lady was striking, she has dark red hair and usually wears provocative clothing.  This was the cocky, rebellious Nyx Siegdag. She begins to make omnious remarks that frightened Gavin so much that his face was comically terrified. "You think you can make Gavin your savior, I already know who he is." She used her telekinetic powers as every object in the air as everyone cowered in fear and trying to shield themselves from the battle between Nyx Siegdag and Gavin. "Hello Gavi. Wanna play with me?" She said. Gavin shook her head, "No. I don't want to play your kind of games." said Gavin. Nyx looked annoyed, "Really? You're such a kill joy." she complained and smiled wickedly. "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME!!!!" Gavin cried. He runs away but Nyx chases after her. Nyx laughs maniacally: "Are you sure about this, Gavin?!" Nyx demanded, floating in the air. Nyx begin to laugh, "Aww! Look at him, running away like a coward." bullied Nyx. "Bad demon! Bad demon!" said Gavin while panting. "I am so sick of everyone treating you like you're the chosen one! There's nothing heroic about you, Gavin! Seriously, Gavi, better watch your back! You don't want to get BURNED!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Nyx. Meanwhile, Owen Pinku tries to figure out about a strange cow, name Jeff, and believes he is the Holy Cow. If Jeff doesn't reveal himself, Owen will make him into 'butt cheese'. However, this fails so badly and Owen is left dissatisfy and takes this out on Hunter, Gavin has a fear towards Nyx and claims that she is demon. Gavin and Owen chase after Nyx. However they lose sight of them so they decide to rest. Gavin suggests humorously to contact their financier, Godzilla, but Owen refuses because Godzilla could eat the kidnappers. "Sister napper, Sadistic bitch! When I see that demon lady, BOOM! Goes the TNT!" yelled Gavin. Owen tells him to shut up and Edward only says: "Meeehhhh." While talking about Nyx of absurd theories, Owen is startled by a loud sound: "I demand a RE-COUNT!!!!" exclaimed Gavin. When questioned about why he said. Owen claims that Godzilla ate 20 percent of his gold in his 'bank'. Owen face palms himself before having a hissy fit. Gavin sees Nyx and gets frantic: "She's a demon! Save me! Ah, Ah! AH! SAVE ME, SHE'S A DEMON! HEEELLLLPPPPP!" He said, comically insane. 

Clidna Weiss was rumored by a sadistic psychopath so twisted that she becomes sexually aroused by witnessing others suffer. While these rumors are going around; Clidna  makes an effort to appear sweet and kind when in public but is in reality a spoiled, mean and ultimately psychotic villain who has no qualms about exacting unjust vengeance on anyone she feels has wronged her. They were watching the performance of Clidna when a bunch of guys were making noises and jokes about her. Hearing their rudeness; Clidna was irritated at this. She was angry, very upset. “STOP! CEASE! DESIST!” screeched Clidna. The crowd was stunt, the jokester stopped as he looked scared too. Rupert Goodwin rushed over to the crowd as Clidna exclaimed, “GET THAT SON OF A GUN OUT OF MY CONCERT, IMMEDIATELY!” She said as she pointed to the comedian guy that made fun of her. “All right, you guys are out of here!” Rupert ordered, the funny guy and his friends slipped away. Clidna marched off the stage. She went over to Rupert with gritted teeth, “Rupert? The song is called ‘Fairest of Them All’, right?” She asked tightly. Rupert looked nervous so Clidna grabbed him by the shirt collar, “Right?” She nearly shouted. “Y—Yes! Yes it is!” Rupert stammered “And what is the song about?” Clidna asked sweetly. Rupert gulped. “WHAT IS THE SONG ABOUT, IDIOT?!” yelled Clidna. “You. You are the fairest of them all, the most high, and the princess.” Rupert answered quickly. Clidna lets him drop to the floor as she said, “Precisely.” She started glaring at the fearful crowd, “I am the cool girl! The regal beauty! I. Am. The Fairest. Of. Them. ALL!”  squawked Clidna. She showed her angry eyes which horrifies the crowd. “One more distraction and I’ll inject you with the worst poison of your life! We clear?” warned Clidna. The crowd nodded obediently, without hesitation. Clidna’s anger faded as she became her usual self, she became her cheerful self again. “OK! Like, let’s do that again from the top.” claimed Clidna cheerfully. She sashayed back to the stage. Gavin, who had seen all this, was wide eyed horrid. It was like his childhood all over again! The chores, the frilly dresses, the makeup. “BURN THE DEMON!” He cried. “BURN THE RAGING DEMON! TAKE THE TNT AND BLOW HER UP!!!!” Till gags him, hauled him from their seats, and left the concert. Out the door they went. Gavin was still sermonizing with terror, “BURN THE DEMON! BURN THE SADISTIC DEMON! TAKE TNT AND BLOW HER UP!!!! TNT, TNT!” 

Later; Owen and Gavin waited until Clidna was finished with her concert. When Clidna emerged from her performance, she left as she walked home. Owen and Gavin followed her quietly. During this time, Clidna ultimately noticed someone…or two someone following her so she turned to see Till and Drake cheesing at them. Clidna is freaked out but she maintained her stuck-up basin lassie personality. “Can I help you?” Clidna asked in her snooty, valley girl tone. Drake and Till grinned so much that their pearly white teeth are showing. “Yes, we like to apologize for our rudeness. That one guy you yelled at, we were rude too.” Owen said. Clidna stared at them funny, “Um…That’s fine…..” She said. But Gavin interrupted, “NO! No, no, No! We were SAVAGES! Imbeciles! Dingleberries! Count Fartulas! Stinky doo-doo faces! And we want to make it up to you.” He said. Clidna was still not buying it. “Really. What do you want to do for me?” She asked. Owen didn’t know what to say but Gavin did, “Anything! Wash or wipe the windows, clean the gutters! ANYTHING!” He begged with excitement. Clidna was convinced, she thought for a moment. “Hmm….OK, Tom and Jerry. There is one thing I want you to do for me.” She finally admits. Owen and Gavin looked at her, “Tom?” Owen asked with alarm. “Jerry?” Gavin questioned. They both laugh, “You’re so kind!” Owen praised. A few minutes later; Clidna showed them what they need to do. "I can use you two as helpers, it'll be a pleasant joy. I can be, like, somewhat a scatterbrained idiot sometimes." She explained. "Helpers?! Oh, Ha ha ha! Sure, sure, we looooooove too!" Owen said, laughing. So, the boys begin to clear up the mess but they seized a rake to cut her down. Clidna’s voice hollered, which startled them completely. "Hello? Boys? Where are you?" Owen and Gavin straightened up as they smiled sweetly. "Comin' Sister!" They chorused. Owen stopped to give his friend a troll face, "Sister!" He said and laugh in a giggly way. "Eeeee, hoo hoo, tee hee hoo!" They continued to walk as Gavin gave him a troll face saying, "Helpers!" and made the nerd laugh. "Nuh, nuh, Nuh, nuh!" They were almost successful when Clidna noticed something fishy was going on, she turned and saw a rake close to her, the top ready to strike if needed. Clidna glanced at Drake and Till looked scared, for a moment nobody said anything. Creepy. Dead. Silence. “Uh, I can explain!” Drake finally said. Clidna punches him as she runs outside. Gavin and Owen ran after her, they chased her through the gardens, into the labyrinth until they lost sight of her. After much struggle in the maze, the two boys got out of there and starts to look for Clidna. They didn’t find her so they decide to use a MoPed to look for her, which they found in the opened garage. They took it as they drove away to find Clidna. “Where did you go, Demon? Where…” But stopped when they heard a voice from above. 

"Yoo-Hoo, boys! Here I am!" called Clidna. "And here we come!" hollered Till. As he revved up the vehicle but they go rearward. They were dizzy from the "Damn masculine drivers!” said Owen bombastically. He looked baffled humorously as he turned to Gavin. “I had this thing in reverse, didn't I?" asked Owen. "Yeeeeessssss!" Gavin said. "Fudge! I demand a repair!" Owen bellowed. "I demand a RECOUNT!!!!" cried Gavin. Owen gave him a humorous look, "You want a recount? Here, you take the wheel!" He said. Gavin was happy to hear this. "Yes!" Drake revved it up forward and head up to the tower where they found serpentine looking Clidna smiling at them with her fangs showing. "Hello." Clidna welcomed. "Goodbye!" Owen greeted with a shotgun. Clidna dodged it while calling out, "Good grief!" "GOOD RIDDANCE!!!!!!!" bellowed Drake. The two crazy friends were busy chasing them but then, they decided that they had done the chasing and let her go however they got other problems at school. The popular, stuck up socialite girl Lorelei and her posse: Jacquelyn, Juliet, and Gillian. They are the good-looking, popular girls whereas the ugly ones are outcasts as they pick on poor Blanche Galinn. One of Lorelei's friends, Gillian, purposely spilled her drink and Lorelai called out for Blanche Galinn. Annoyed; Blanche walked over but slipped the drink and fell down. Lorelai and her friends laughed, however Gavin helps Blanche up. Blanche was lead away but Lorelai called out: "Nice day for FALL, huh Blanche?" The girls and Lorelai laughed even harder as well as some others. Once getting away from the mean girls; Gavin asked, "You OK?" "You should've helped, I would have ripped out their throats." Blanche said, she walked away. Later, there was a bloody pool on the floor; that pool of blood belonged to one of the teachers the cruel and merciless Mr. Lingens, his body was face down lying there while his killer--an unknown, slender woman in white lingerie--took his blood and wrote something on the floor: BASTARD. Then, the killer left but there was blood on her outfit while she left. The sadistic teacher's body was discovered as it went around the school. The news made Gavin became suspicious by this. He had to find out on Blanche and her hatred towards Lorelai and her friends so much so he socializes with them while Blanche was there in the room. "So Lorelai, how do you know Blanche anyway?" Gavin asked. Lorelai spoke up: "Oh, that loser? She's such a freak really. I never seen someone freakier than her!" She said snobbily. "Not unless she's a hot to trot." Jacquelyn commented. 

The girls laughed in hysterics, except Blanche and Gavin. "I can't believe a freakin' loser like her would be named after a courtesan, she's a bi-otch!" Juliet replied smugly. "I bet she bites people for money." Gillian remarked. Now they were cracking up, Blanche lost her tempered and seized Lorelai by her shoulders screaming: "NOW YOU'VE ASKED FOR IT, YOU BITCH!" Blanche clawed at Jorogumo and pulled her hair as she shouted, "HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU PUKE OUT WHAT YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?! YOUR FACE IS RUINING, HUH YOU SHIT-HEAD, AND YOU AND ME? WE WERE NEVER FRIENDS!!!! YOU MOTHER-HUMPIN' PRINCESS WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TRUE SUFFERING IS, AND YOUR FRIENDS HERE ARE PLAIN, UGLY AND SHE KNOWS IT!!!!" Blanche got pulled off by a reluctant Gavin as Lorelai screamed back: "I'll sue you, you strumpet! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO STYLE MY HAIR?!" Blanche could not believe her ears what that girl said, "YOU ARE SELFISH, NO WONDER I HATE YOUR GUTS!!! I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL YOU LOW LIFE SOCIALITE!!!!!" Lorelai cried as her posse friends comforted her while Gavin dragged the violent girl out of the room and took out in the hall. Later, A corpse lying on the bathroom, legs were cut off. The body belongs to Gillian, her killer wore a blue suit and a mask while writing on the mirrors with her blood in the girls room: THE JOYSTICKER WAS HERE! Then the masked figure left the girls bathroom. Next, another carcass in the librairy whose skin off her back was ripped. That corpse is Juliet, her killer wrote on the floor near Juliet in bloody lettering: SHAGGER RULES. The killer let the librairy and cleaned his own body. Gavin was nervous but he entered the building with the other surviving girls. "What's with this bull crap?" demanded Jocelyn. "A truce. I think you girls have a lot of weight against each other and need to make amends!" exclaimed Gain, "How's that?" Jocelyn shrugged, "Fine, whatever." She said. Lorelai let out a 'hmph' sound, "As if!" She said. "Suck it." Blanche spat. Gavin looked at Blanche and Lorelai with disbelief, "Really? REALLY?!" She said. Lorelai pointed a red fingernail sharp talon at Blanche, "You want me to make peace with this tart? Absolutely not!" She said. Blanche rolled her eyes, "This comes from the popular socialite who doesn't know what TRUE suffering is! I'll bet she spends a micro second in prison for driving under the influence, and has oh-so little responsibilities so you're the bi-otch of the decade!" Blanche said. 

Jocelyn was annoyed, "Fine, I'll do it." She said. "No, you ain't!" Blanche said, slamming her fist down. "Blanche--!" Jocelyn started to say but Blanche cut her off, "Nobody is, shut up! Shut the front door, PUH-LEEZE!" She exclaimed. Jocelyn couldn't take this anymore, "Excuse me, I want to say something." She said, standing up. "What now? Lorelai has a home movie?" Tamamo Mae said in a bored voice. Jocelyn looked at her, "What--?" She asked. Jocelyn giggled. "No, she doesn't." She claimed in between giggles. "No, I don't." claimed Lorelai. "Yes, she does! Who's banana is it Jocelyn?" Blanche snapped. Jocelyn was getting annoyed, "Come on, girls. I have something to say, it's really important." She claimed. But Blanche wouldn't shut up: "There was a tramp from Pawtucket, whose banana was so long he could slurp it. He said with a grin as he wiped his chin, 'If my ear was a cherry, I would bonk it.'" She recited and laughed in hysterics like a mad woman. Angry; Jocelyn broke a beaker, startling everyone. "WHAT THE FRICK?!" Blanche demanded. "I have something to say, OK?" demanded Issue. "Want to start a riot huh?" Blanche, tipping over a table. "I can start a riot, bitch!" She shouted. Lorelai gleefully knocked the teacher's desk over. "See, she can start a riot! Let's all start a riot against this sump called SCHOOL!" Blanche cried. "Blanche--" Jocelyn started to say. "Wanna start a riot with me, MOTHER HUMPER?!" Blanche screamed. "BLANCHE GALINN, SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND LISTEN TO ME!!!" screamed Jocelyn. But then, she calmed down: "I'm sorry, all right?" said Jocelyn. "I don't believe you, you gotta mean it Beta Bi-otch!" Blanche claimed, she gets up and stalked away. "Hey, you get back here! We're not through yet!" Gavin called out. Blanche whirled her head back, "I'M THROUGH WITH ALL OF YOU!!!!" She shouted. And left the science room. Meanwhile; someone was hung up in the janitor's closet, the corpse was bled dried and look like she had been strangled. That body was Jocelyn, her face was blue and lifelesss from being choked. The killer wrote on the walls in Jocelyn's blood, "THE MOTHERHUMPER LIVES!" and left. A half minute later, there was a scream and Lorelai's body was found drenched in red. She looked as if she had been killed in a violent manner and on her forehead written in blood that reads, "THE BITCH'S REVENGE". Seeing all this, A humorously terrified Owen blurts out in an insane tone: "BLANCHE, YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS DEMON!!!!" and dashes outside. He is seen running around as he screams: "I WILL NOT REST UNTIL YOU ARE VANQUISH FROM EXISTENCE!!!" and "TNT, TNT!!!" 

In the meantime; it was dark outside, Morgan Lefay is laying down in her bed alone and she isn’t able to move but she isn’t able to sleep either after drinking too much champagne. She drinks to drown her sorrows, but it only makes her feel guiltier and guiltier, because feeling high is worth the tears and pain. Her nights are spent over thinking and over analyzing so she wonders when morning will come to relieve her. Morgan thought if she had some and thought about her worldly riches it would take her mind off how poor she is when it comes to sentimental things such as love. But it is fabricated because it doesn’t mean anything in the end if she’s still alone. Morgan is a girl, but she often doesn’t act the way girls are expected to act. In fact, she can even seem a little masculine at times! Being unladylike comes naturally to Morgan, because her thoughts aren’t ladylike. Society tells girls that they should be soft and polite, and not be capable of “fighting dirty” or breaking the rules. But Morgan doesn’t want to go along with what society is telling her to be. Morgan stopped writing in her diary, she looked out at the moon. Every month, Morgan suffers from cramps and mood swings.  That night; Morgan was applying lip balm, lip moisturizer, and lip renewel salve. Plus lip gloss. Her cousin, Annis Darcy, was perplexed by this, "Why are you doing that?" She asked. "Everytime I sleep, I get lipstick smeared on me so somebody must be kissing my lips while I sleep." explained Morgan. Annis grinned, "OK Miss Dream Sleeper, good look with that." She remarked. While they sleep; someone sneaked in and came to see Morgan asleep. The person was male, he was looking how pretty Morgan sleep. He traced her soft pretty lips, leaned over and kissed her lips. Instead of smearing her lipstick; he parted his from hers and liplocks again. This aroused Morgan in her sleep, her arm linked around his neck, it felt so sweet and so strong to her. In the morning; Morgan was acting cranky and rude towards others. She also couldn't stop eating as she fears of gaining so much weight however she hasn't round out however she goes through lewd and vehement behavior. Annis is concern for her cousin however Morgan snaps at her, calling her 'paranoid' and believing her to be a 'weak, insecured brat', Morgan would look at the moon, which is scarlet red, and falls asleep. Overhearing about Morgan's experienced kiss the next day at school; Gavin becomes paranoid and believes that Morgan is 'bewitched' by a 'male demon' as he believed that male demon will lead all demons into 'bewitchery' as he tells this to Owen, but Owen thought he was talking such nonsense. 

After school at night in her bedroom; Morgan has silhouetted visions of an ax chop down, followed by splattering liquids. She is apathetic, she has a clear vision of her cutting and bleeding. Tears running down her face, in reality Morgan boys a piece of a large raw meat, hanged it above her in the shower and takes off her clothes. She took a knife and cut the blood open as she let the red plasma oozed over her body. It showers continuously over as she felt so good. It felt so strange but so alive; she had visions of a girl panting, another one bound and gagged, a tongue licking a bloody knife, white room, a psychotic breakdown, feet dancing over glasses as they are now covered with cuts. Then there was other visions of blood smeared hair and eyes. Blowing a bubble gum, applying lip gloss wth raw meat blood, white snow falling, rainstorm, crying hysterically, an underwater kiss between a girl and a boy, an open heart surgery, and a bookstore with bloodstained book cases. Once waking up; Annis is giving her cousin a bath and washing off the blood. The next at school; Morgan was being a bully to vent out the pain. Morgan and Annis were taking the bus as Morgan cracked some jokes. Everytime Morgan tells a crock, she and Annis would laugh. In school; Morgan took upon herself to taunt her vampy, blonde rival name Adalmina. Adalmina is known to be inspired by Venra Noblesse, who is a brainless blonde beauty that become a celebrity after her softcore skin flick hit shelves after becoming famous and Adalmina does the impressions of being a dumb blonde and acts hot so much that Morgan thinks she's a tramp and begins to make a joke to humiliate her: "A woman went to the doctor today and said, 'After every date, I end up in bed. I can simply refuse no man, and afterwards, I feel like a tramp and an idiot.' Then, the doctor said: 'Very well, I'll give you some pills, and you'll have no problem refusing...' But the woman said, 'No, doctor, not something to be able to refuse. Give me pills so I won't feel like a tramp and an idiot.'" Morgan blurted out. The class laughed; except Annis, Adalmina, and the teacher. The teacher was annoyed, "Thank you for sharing, Morgan. Now then, let's move on." She said. While on the subject; the teacher then asked Adalmina about her paper she worked on and Adalmina claimed she forgot it. 

Morgan was annoyed so she taunts her once again. "Flash your high beams, petty Minnie girl?"  taunted Morgan. Adalmina glared at her, "Shut up, Morgan." She hissed. "Well, look at those apples!" Morgan replied, gesturing to her buxom chest. "Shut the hell up, Morgan!" Adalmina claimed. The teacher glared at them, "Ladies, enough!" She said. Just when it seemed like it was over; Bendis smirked at her and said, "She sucks on bananas, and I'm not talking about the fruit." Everyone gasped and Adalmina glared at her. Then, she's pouncing on her, "You bitch!" She cried. "I'll eat you alive, you asshole!" Morgan cried out, the two of them wrestle until the teacher and her assistant pulled her off. Morgan calmed down until she announced, "OK, Strip Search! Remember this Strump Lumps? Search for any vamp, dirty explicity--you know what I mean? We need to find tapes and some evidence of her 'work' too. Oh, let's not forget the hustlers right?" "Cut it out, Morgan!" Annis called out. Since her verbal aggression and physical fight with Adalmina; Morgan was forced to go to her house and apologize to her. If she didn't, Morgan was suspended. At Adalmina's house with Annis; Morgan felt her hatred but swallows it when she saw Adalmina and came to tell her she apologized. Adalmina decided to accept her apologize and offer the girls something to eat and drink, that's when Morgan discover something so scandalous about Adalmina that's too shocking for words. "And the tramp has spoken!" Morgan said with a sneer. Annis looked at her, "Morgan!" She protested. "You crazy witch!" Adalmina interjected. Morgan laughed, "I'm kinda sick in the head, did you know that? Or are you too busy flipping your skirt for guys to see your panties." She said, "Help me out here, you are a tease right so how does it explain these catty pictures of you with wearing a blonde wig with a bikini. And look here's you with...Oooh, I'm not going to say because of 'children' in the room. Beauty and brains are mutually exclusive for you, 'cause your a brainless beauty. Showing off your panties, flashng your 'high beams', and going naked. 'Bend and snap' while bending over and showing off. How can you be a brainless beauty while trying to be a whistleblower. There's also a fine line between a holy maiden and a temptress. Tell me how you managed to fill in that slot, give it to me you hooker." Adalmina looked at her with a glare, "I am not a hooker." She said. Morgan nodded, "I'll bet you are not but hookers are the paradigm of purity right?" You're beautiful? You being pretty, popular, usually rich girl fawned after by boys but presented as being vain and petty at the same time. You sleep with four boys in exchange for a necklace. But then others calls you out for your bargain. And everyone knows, everyone knows you do sleep with guys...What they don't know is that you're a nymphomaniac. Am I right? You are a nymphomaniac, that's why you're strutting your stuff." She droned on while sneering and chuckling. 

Annis glared at her with disbelief, "SHUT UP, MORGAN!!!" She screamed.  Again, Morgan did not listen: "Come on, admit it! You are a tramp and you have a lot of guys to sleep with! You are a so called socialite with a dumb blonde complex and a loose girl for having five boyfriends where they submit to their advances. You wanna have, like, ten thousand of their children! And then you're going to neglect them while banging more of those guys of yours!!!! If people you don't even know look at me and want to shag you, you really have a shot at being a model. A model for a pleasure seeker's fantasy magazine. For all we know you could be a topless model on page three. A glamour pin up girl, a trampy bombsell, or the most popular girl in school looking down her nose at the frumpy girl in glasses. You're also usually the princess of a wealthy and influential family, the star of the school or head sister of the influential college sorority house, who is a network of local celebrity, influence and wealth to exploit. You adept at putting on a friendly facade, the better to lull the unwary into letting defenses down. You're also quite the seductress, and consequently, all the boys fight amongst themselves — sometimes literally — to be your oppressed boyfriend. All this leaves you with the belief that you can do whatever you like without consequences. But in reality you're an ugly,  boring, and totally ordinary vamp and you know it." She ranted. As she said that; Adalmina was so shocked that she couldn't move nor speak. Finally; she said to her: "Screw. You. Butch." Gavin is shocked to see this and he fears of what might happened next, but he is assigned to rescue a good girl name Moura Nakke. When he frees Moura; he gets cut from her knife and saw her vulnerability was only a ruse. "You really are pathetic, aren't you  Gavin? You and your gang, you call yourselves ronin but you're despicable." Moura mocked. Gavin looked at her in shock while Moura continued to torment him: "Ohhh, when I'm done with you--You're gonna have lifelonging injuries for awhile dude." Gavin was shocked, "You...you...lied to me?" He rasped. Moura laughed at his expression, "Please give me your pain, oh my....oh god, if you knew how I was feeling about Gavin...ah!....You wished you did beg for mercy." She moaned while she caressed herself. Gavin panted, "You lied, you used me you little bitch!" He hissed. Moura placed her hands on her hips and smirked at him smugly. "What a loser, you bastard." She derided. Angry by Moura's betrayal; Gavin shouted: "DIE, DEMON SCUM!!!!!" Moura remarks before attacking, "Look out, my darling!" she sang. "Oh, you better not." warned Gavin. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!" cried Moura before attacking as Gavin takes the hit. The fight continues as Knowing this is going to be brutal, Owen encourages Gavin to finish off Moura, "Do it for, Narnia!" cried Owen. Gavin suddenly snapped as he becomes hysterically dramatic. "Yes, for Narnia....FOR NARNIA! WAAAAHHHH!!" Gavin outrageously headbutts Moura in her chest. "Oh, crap!" Moura cried in pain. Gavin stares at her on the ground before pumping his fists in the air. "I win!" He announces, "I am King of the Demon Slaying, yaaaaaahhhhh!" 

Then, Gavin stands like a soldier after letting out a whoop, "My work here is DONE!!!!!!!!" He exclaims. He walks away as the others stare at him, Owen says: "What would we do without Gavin." Meanwhile; it's a beautiful day as 18-year-old Agrona Rouge and 17-year-old  Empusa Mort were having a good time together. These girls were not your average kind but they were doing things like shopping, getting frozen yogurt, and laughing while talking to each other like normal best friends would do. It was cute, really. They decided to take a picture on this special day. "Smile!" Agrona exclaimed. The camera would've taken the picture but there was a high pitched squeal and died. "AUGH!!! Son of a--Not again!" Agrona cursed. "It didn't work? Knew that crappy camera wasn't worth it." Empusa remarked, "Why did you buy that camera anyway?" Agrona rolled her eyes, "Oh, quit it! It was an antique and that flippin' Know it All claims it still works." She answered. "So, what should we do now?" Empusa asked. "Ehhh, I'm starving! How about lunch?" Agrona suggested. Empusa felt something strange, "You feel that?" She asked. Agrona glanced at her, "Feel what?" She asked. Empusa looked like she was in a trance as she said, "I don't know, I feel something's coming. I can feel a prickling of my thumbs that something new is coming this way." There was some slashing sounds and a sound of fighting is going on: "Spoke to soon." She said. Agrona is working while the news was on, however there was an interview  of the famous heiress and make up guru name Catherine Pellervo that just release her book titled, "The Truth of Women", which talks about victim females of crimes and the equality of rights. Agrona listens as Catherine dismissed her book and she said that women want attention to equality and to put down the manhood. But she said something that came out of her shiny pink, lipsticked mouth: "Females should be seen and not heard-being pretty like dolls! It's been a long time since I've thought of a woman as anything more than a receptacle for being a so called victim and she's making it up!" explained Catherine, not noticing the shock look on the female newscaster's face. 

But she wasn't the only one, Agrona was in disbelief, she sat there for a moment before angrily hurling the television out the window! Outside, Empusa returned with supplies and food when she witnessed the TV fly out the window! "I don't know, whatever it is...This cannot be good." Empusa said. She went inside carefully as Empusa  called out brightly, pretending nothing occured. "Hey, I'm back! And I brought food!" Empusa said in a singsong tone. "HOW DARE THAT PRINCESS-Y HEIRESS TRAMP SAY THAT WOMEN ARE NOT VICTIMS!!!! LIKE SHE THINKS SHE'S AN EXPERT ON THAT SUBJECT!!!" exclaimed Blenda, ignoring her bestie. "Well, good to hear." Empusa said nicely. Agrona turns to glare at her, "Don't even start, Empy!" Then, she turned back to the broken window while saying: "She's nothing but a shitty heifer who don't know anything of a girl and the trauma she's been through! A loathsome sexist! I'll splatter her brains over the wall! And make it RAIN!!!!" Empusa listens to her as she looked anxiously. Agrona had to explain what happened on TV before collapsing on the bed, the others watch her despite her wearing boyshorts and a skimpy mini top, looking all depressed and fuming. "OK I think somebody needs to calm down by taking a few deep breaths and maybe a walk--" Empusa suggested, but Agrona cuts her off: "NO!!!" She sat up immediately. "No way, no how! Not happening! I wanna rip her tongue out, I want to burn her pretty ass to the ground! I want to break her manicured nail fingers until she bleeds to death!" Agrona exclaimed, then moans. "I want drama, carnage, and chocolate cake!" "Geez, Agrona. You really are a piece of work...What do you want to do?" Empusa asked. "Blow up her pretty, pretty princess castle." Agrona sad dully. Then, a lightbulb pops in her brain. "THAT'S IT!!!!" She exclaimed. Agrona jumps up and looks around, "Wait! My friggin' brain is working! Yes, yes, YES!!!! It's a brilliantly well done, dynamic plan! I'll get a pound of explosives and plant them in her house--Then, BLAM! Bye-by, Princess Catherine!" ranted Agrona, laughing maniacally. Empusa looked at her in dismayed, she didn't see she was serious and believe she was talking crazy....Or so they thought! Two days later; Catherine was working at her manson when a maid brings in the phone, "M'lady? A phone call for you." She said. Catherine beamed, taking the phone. "Hello?" She answered. "Wow, what a nice house you have! Oh, what's this?" A female voice said. 

Catherine was stunt when she heard a beeping sound on the other end, the female voice came back: "I planted a bomb in your big ass house so you have three hours to find it or your little castle goes boom boom. See ya!" The voice said, giggling. The line went dead and a terrified Catherine slowly hung up the phone. "Lady Catherine, is something the matter? You're trembling." The maid noted with concern. Catherine turned to the maid, "Dixie--Call the police! The bomb squad!" She said, frantically. On the news; they were saying: "Reports taking in about Catherine Pellervo having a bomb at her house, the caller threatened she has three hours before her mansion explodes into pieces. The caller is female who may be angry by Catherine's controversial interview on the news." Watching the news downtown; Empusa was opened mouth gaping at this. "She was kidding, I thought--Oh crap!" Empusa said to herself. But the bomb squad found the bomb and stopped it in time. Just then, Agrona learned her plans didn't work and became so angry that she charged at Catherine while screaming: "BITCH!!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO EXPLODE INTO ITTY BITTY PIECES! STUPID, INSENSITIVE, SEXIST HEIFER!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!" She was about to attack Catherine, but Empusa stopped her. Later on; Agrona was getting her wounds stitched up when Empusa noticed something on her back. "What is that?" asked Empusa, her fingers brushed against her back. Agrona jerked away, "What? What is what?" She said with confusion. "Those!" Empusa said, she plucked out a hair-like strand from her back. Agrona winced when she did that and glares at her, however Empusa is shocked by what she was seeing. "This doesn't feel like hair, feels slimey and soft--even squishy..." muttered Empusa. "Hair squishy? Very funny, hair is so not squishy. I mean, who has squishy hair." Agrona said. Empusa analyzed them as she was shocked to find out that the red plume was not human at all. Things got weirder when Agrona was scratching a rash-looking wound, it looked like a red painted ink design on her back. "What the hell is that?" She muttered. Empusa ran her hand down there, the blood red plumes are stuck to her back, "What. the. hell." muttered Agrona. 

She suddenly felt cramps in the lower part of her stomach. Then, she felt the pain in the sides of her ribs. Agrona was hurting so much that she cried out, "HELP! HELP ME, EMPUSA!!!" And she passed out. Agrona woke up as she was topless but covered while the doctor examines her. Empusa was the only one with her, she talked to her when the doctor left the room for a moment. "I never been through pain like that." Agrona remarked. "Um, I have. With a corset, it hurts so bad." Norna said. "Ha. Very funny." Agrona replied. Empusa gave her a sideways look, "Try wearing one and it won't be so funny." She said. But then saw something on Agrona's back, "WHAT IS THAT?" She shouted in hysterics. "Huh?" Agrona said, she jumped at the sound of Empusa's voice. "It looks like a Venus flytrap." Empusa said. Agrona was terrified when she heard that, "Oh my back?" She asked. "On your back!" Empusa confirmed. Agrona let out a groan, "OH GREAT! JUST GREAT, THAT'S WHAT I'M EXPECTING ON A WEDNESDAY!!!" She hollered. Once the doctors were done and left the room for a moment; Agrona was still shock over what's going on until Empusa thought of something for a moment, "Hold on!" She said. Agrona looked at her, "What?" She asked. "Slashed at the back, it sounds like...Like you're bitten on a full moon by a werewolf!" Empusa said. Agrona looked at her friend for a moment, she then laughed anxiously. "I know, crazy huh?" Empusa remarked. "Well thank you for taking my nightmare so fricking seriously!" Agrona cried, almost shouting. Empusa leaned over and told her that the red plumes she plucked at and told her that it wasn't human: "Something went wrong, Agrona. When you were attacked, something went wrong." Empusa whispered. Agrona is terrified, Norna continued to talk to her: "You're changing, Agrona. Everything about you is changing, what's happening to you?" She asked. "I don't know, am I dying?" Agrona said back with a panic in her voice. "I don't know." said Empusa. After the doctor's visit; Agrona and Empusa are confronted by Wendigos as Agrona decides to face them. She had a weird blood-thirsty look in her eyes as she said to them, "Be afraid, be  very afraid." She butchered them all as Empusa looked at her, then the blood was on Agrona. But the most eccentric trick, the blood was absorbed into her skin and Agrona let out a spasm of pleasure escape her lips. She immediately covered her mouth as Empusa glanced at her in disbelief. Ever since Agrona absorbed the blood in her skin; She had burgundy hair, light skin complexion, and she looks better than she didn't before. Agrona looked at her new self, "What is this?" She wondered. Then, Agrona let out a chuckle with excitement, "I don't know what's going on but I'm starting to like it." She said. Agrona has a desire to eat raw meat and it's all she hungers for! Empusa is shocked by this, wondering what's wrong with her. 

Once she calmed down; Agrona and Empusa was on the rooftop when she saw familiar men walking down the street and Agrona realized  it's the same men that attacked her! Agrona knew she had to act now or it would be too late. The girls didn't tell anyone what they're up to as they learn the names of Agrona's attackers: Sesto, Vladimar, Jackson, Edmund, and Marco. Agrona hatches a plan with her best friend. Agrona seduces Sesto and kills him by electrocuition in the bathtub, then she and Empusa drained his blood from his body, pouring it all into a bucket, and becomes a replacement dancer at the Red Heifer, a neon club with exotic dancers. Empusa slipped the blood bucket while a white cladded Agrona performs as a dancer to a cheering crowd of men--even Vladimar, Jackson, Edmund, and Marco--that turns into a horror when Agrona whirls  around faster and faster until she stopped. Looking up as Empusa dumped the blood on her; Agrona could feel the blood on her, bathing upon her. Slowly, she begins to snickered. Her sniggering turn into maniacal laughter! She laughed like a madwoman until she turned to the crowd, who were shocked and confused. "Why so serious? You never seen a girl covered in blood before? Well, this is your first,  my white beauty is now splattered with blood red defilement." She said to the shocked Vladimar and his friends. Then, everyone watched as the blood absorbed into her skin and she lets out a spasm cry! She smiled wickedly, "Now my revenge begins...And you all should die!"  She said. Chaos erupts as Agrona slaughtered to her attackers while the club is being demolished and destroyed as Empusa is shocked by the disaster her best friend caused! Later, after slaughtering Vladimar, Marco, Edmund, and Jackson; Agrona stumbles back while covered in blood as she was moaning. While walking home; Gavin saw the blood covered Agrona and is shocked by this. "DEMON!!!! VAMPIRE!!!!! WITCH!!!!" He cried out in horror. Agrona passed him by without acknowledging him. 

The next day; A video is sent to Gavin as it plays a footage: "Blood Run! The thrill seeking game to survive this competition! Introducing your sexy hostess, Agrona!" Alice appears in a revealing shirt and skimpy skirt and waves to the screen while saying, "Hey folks, This is Agrona of Blood Run that will be not only hosting this amazing show but also watch in pure cruelty of all the blood and gore!" Gavin is sitting at the computer watching this with one eye twitching. "Stay tuned viewers because coming up, we got a new flavor to Pure Torture that will blow your minds!" Agrona continues. "Who?" said Gavin, rolling his eyes. "You, Gavi boy!" said Alice to the screen. Shocked; Gavin is baffled, "Wait! Say what?" she said. Agrona continues, "That's right! Our newest contestant of my thrill seeking show is none other than GAVIN! Because he's gotta stop me from ruling the world!" Sighing & pushing back his chair; Gavin says: "Miss Agrona You are a cruel mistress."  After he got there; Agrona greets them and offers beverages but Gavin wants to take her down however Agrona laughs it off and her show is about to start in three seconds. When 3 seconds are up; Agrona speaks to the camera: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen! It's my pleasure to introduce to you.....GAVIN TORQUE!" Sighing; Gavin retorts sardonically, "Uh, Is there a restraining switch for her? Please?" "You ready to get your violence on? Let's rumble!" Agrona bellows as the crowd goes wild! Gavin had to face crazed, blood covered, disgusting zombies. He wet his pants while facing animatronics of a bear, a bird, a bunny, and a fox! Shocked by this insane fight; Agrona makes up an absolve to leave: "OMG! I just remembered I have a cosplay convention coming up!" She attempts to run however Gavin stops her, "'Up, 'up, 'up! Do not just walk away like a whimpering weakling just because we were kicking your ass!" Hee calls out. Alice begin to lampoon, "I'm not walking away! I'm just gonna go find something to get the damn stain off my dress with--Detergent--Detergent....Hmm, HAHAHA! Ass!" Gavin couldn't believe what was happening as he bellows out a shriek as he shouted: "AND I NEVER BEEN SO INSULTINGLY HUMILIATED IN ALL MY FRICKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!"  Then, he decided to get his revenge! 

While ranting on and on; Agrona was getting kicks out out of her so called victory as she shouted, "YOIKS! AND AWAY!" Then,  she hears spooky sounds, "Yoiks! And Away!" exclaimed Agrona, shaken with fear. The spooky sounds got closer. "Yoiks. And Away." Agrona squeaked. The eerie sounds gotten much louder and closer. "Yoiks? And Away?" Agrona said while letting out a nervous laugh. The eerie sounds got much, much louder and they were close. "Yoiks....And Away...." Agrona's voice got softer when they got closer, and she turns around to see the shadow figures donned with red eyes and sharp teeth. Agrona whispers in fear, "yoiks and away." and screams while running off from the tower. Gavin appeared, "I AM VICTORIOUS!!!!!" He exclaimed, but then he realized something: "Um...Can somebody take me back? I have to go home now." The next day after getting home; Gavin was in history class when he looked over and saw Agrona sitting there as she was looking at the United States map, a look of horror crossed his face: "What the hell?" He thought, "What?!....Oh my God!....Agrona is going to rule the world!....The Demon Agrona is going to rule the world....She's looking at every continent....Every flag....This is just strange." Agrona looked up as she glanced at Gavin with a devilish glance. Gavin gasped in terror, knowing what might happen next! That night; Gavin had a dream that he was out to take down some 'demons'. But the scary part about this dream was the other 'demons' had teamed up to take down Gavin. Gavin was shocked to encounter them: "OH MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!" He saw them all right before his eyes as he glanced at all of the insane girls that surround him! "Nyx Siedag! Clidna Weiss! Blanche Galinn! Morgan Lefay! Annis Darcy! Moura Nakke! Agrona Rouge! Empusa Mort!" He exclaimed. Then, he bellowed: "YOU'RE ALL GOING TO BANISHED BACK INTO THE DEPTHS OF DESPAIR!!!!" And runs away, waving his arms around like a nut as the 'demons' were following him! 

They cornered him however Gavin found a door and tricked the other girls to follow. He lured Clidna Weiss, Blanche Galinn, Morgan Lefay, Annis Darcy, Moura Nakke, Agrona Rouge and Empusa Mort into thinking that he was in there and he locked the door on them before firing his bazooka multiple times. When Gavin opened the door; the bodies of the 'demons' were piling up as Gavin was confident to take down any other female lunatic until someone covered his eyes with both hands. "Guess Who?" A voice purred. "Nyx Siedag?" asked Gavin. When the hands come off, Gavin was horrified to see her there and exclaimed loudly, "NYX SIEDAG!?" He then let out a "Aaugghahahaha!" Gavin wrestled with Nyx and held up her head mounted on his wall as he announced it loud, "TA-DA!!!!" When he woke up; Gavin realized it was all a dream and had to get ready to run errands with his mother because it was Saturday! While with his mother and younger brother, Gary; Gavin saw a video game store and felt someone tapping him on the shoulder. When he turned around; he was horrified to see who was there. Nyx Siedag, Clidna Weiss, Blanche Galinn, Morgan Lefay, Annis Darcy, Moura Nakke, Agrona Rouge and Empusa Mort. "Hiya Gavi!" They all said in unison with creepy, fake smiles. Fear stricken; Gavin let out a scream of horror and runs away as he dared not to look back! 

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