WhoopAss: An Otaku Masterpiece

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls; introducing to a wonderful new project I had been working on, WhoopAss. It's about the creator getting sucked into her own manga. And she gets one hell of an adventure! It's an otaku's dream come true! For some of you who don't know, Otaku is Japanese means 'fan'--Cool huh. So, would you like to go into the anime/manga world of your favorite? It's a dream you all should haze into. Hope you guys like it. --KatDon

In a place called Summerland, where it never snows but it can get cold sometimes. There was a girl name Fortuna Alektor. Fortuna has dark haired and dark eyes with olive sallow complexion. She was the bubbliest, dorkiest, sweetest, outlandish, and cutest girl who is mistaken to be a teenager when she's the funnest 21 year old girl. But today she's working on chores today. While working; Fortuna was tedious of all the work that had to be done. "Geez, this is such a bore." moaned Fortuna. "Eh!!!" said Fortuna's little brother. "Don't complain, woman, it'll be fine." "Riiiiiigggggggghhhhhhtttt." Fortuna remarked. She groaned, "Why can't we have a life like the ones in animes?" whined Fortuna. "Will you stop?" said her brother. "What?" asked Fortuna. "It's all you talk about. Anime this, Anime that. Nonstop." replied her brother. Fortuna shrugged, "Hey, it's cool. I want a team just like in the action animes." She said. When she is all finished; Fortuna went back to finishing her story, WHOOPASS, and she has hopes. She created the characters and the city called Emina. Emina is backwards of 'anime', she feels so happy that she did some changes on it to improvise as well as make it better. She never felt this proud about anything in the world. She was a crazed anime otaku gal that loves shonen animes rather than shojo manga. She has a change of heart since she was a kid. Once she was done, she begin to daydream.

In her daydream; Fortuna is called in to do some training and to unearth some groundwork on some young man who is mild, antisocial, kingfish lone wolf name Loki Kitsune. Fortuna is suspicious to know who he is. He seemed to interest her but doesn't know where to start. Out of curiosity; she did some research on Pretty Boys in her story--Diarmuid, Adonis, and Hyacith. Fortuna blushes and getting all giggly, "Hell-O Can-dy!" She exclaimed. "FORTUNA!!!!" Her little brother bellowed. Fortuna snapped out of her daydream, "Yes?" She called. "Come on, you're supposed to go to see Eirene and Ishtar." said Fortuna's mother. Fortuna gasped dramatically, "Oh snap!" She said, "Coming! Sorry, forgot!" She got dressed quickly, brush her hair and teeth, got her shoes--Her story she had been working on and her cellphone. She is talking to Eirene Forseti and Ishtar Virtus; showing them her manga she created. The title of her story is called WHOOPASS. The story is shonen about guys fighting to see who will see who conquers who. But Fortuna's story got rejected! "What? What do you mean he said no?" demanded Ishtar. "Does that guy how much work you put in there and how much drawing I put into?" asked Eirene. "Jerk ass." Ishtar muttered. "Don't worry, he's going to call back." assured Fortuna. "What do you mean by that--" Ishtar started to ask, but Fortuna's cellphone rang and it's the people that rejected her. They accept the new story she edited, and hope she comes to the panel. "See? I told you this one is in the bag." bragged Fortuna. "Fist bump, dude!" exclaimed Ishtar. "No fist bumps, we're girls." said Eirene. Ishtar pouted a little, Fortuna smiled and then she made a suggestion.

"How about this one time?" asked Fortuna. Eirene sighed, "OK." She said and they all fist bump. That night, Fortuna was lying in her air mattress. She couldn't sleep as she thought about her life: In the past; Fortuna was rejected by troubled classmates whom she once thought of as her friends because these people were cool. In middle school, she was bullied. And as a child, she went through a mess of her being hypersensitive to sounds and being abused by her father because she couldn't 'behave right'. But in her young adult years, she had graduated and thought she would find a man she would like to date. Fortuna finally met a handsome young man name Ammon Edom. Ammon was a nice, beautiful, yet caring person so the two of them decide to hang on a date but then Ammon begin to act strangely. He begins to smoke, he got drunk, he was violent, he was sadistic to the distress Fortuna. Fortuna try to escape however Ammon tried to prevent her and attempt to 'do his way with her'. Fortuna used skills she was taught to fight back and she made a way out. She ran, and ran until she finally found shelter. She used a phone to call her mother and tell her what had happened. Her mother finally found her as she took her daughter back home, crying happily to see that Fortuna is not dead. Fortuna is scared from that experience, this was the last straw; she couldn't take this anymore. She vowed to never again count on someone else to rescue her. From now on, Fortuna would be rescuing herself. So she gained enhanced abilities of speed, strength, agility, and danger intuition--The ability to detect impending threats. She did not want to be a damsel in distress, she wanted to be the 'damsel out of distress', the action girl that any girl want to be. 

Listening to coolest track single again. It's an intense song, but Fortuna didn't know what to write about now. She laid down as she continued to think however listening the song like a hundred more times. Fortuna begin to dream as she dreamt of something more beautiful. When she woke up; Fortuna begins to see her project coming to life and she gets to consume inside of her own manga. When she looked around, she's inside WHOOPASS! Today in the city; Fortuna found a cute guy. He looked like a matured young teen at around 14-15. He seemed cute, good looking. Fortuna felt weak in the knees, she forced to straighten them and went over to give him a smile. When the guy saw Fortuna standing there smiling awkwardly, he glared at her dubiously. “What?” The guy asked. Ophelia felt really stupid, “Uh, what?” She said nicely. “You’re just standing there, what do you want?” The boy asked. Fortuna completely forgot what she came for but she remembered. “Oh! I want to know your name.” She replied. The guy smirked at her, “Pfft, like I’d tell you loon.” He said, as he strolled away. Fortuna is stunned but she runs over to him and stops him. “Loon? Now wait just a minute! I wasn’t ready, I was fashioning on being funny and cute but I totally blew it. Can I have a second chance? Please?” She asked with pleading eyes. The boy looked at her but he seemed interested, “You wanna know my name? It’s Cain Morgenstern.” Fortuna smiled, “I’m Fortuna Alektor.” She said. Cain was awestruck by this, “Fortuna, huh. I’ll remember that.” He said and turned to walk away. Fortuna felt her heart beating, “Score one, for the girl!” She thought happily. 

She skipped away gleefully but she stopped when she saw something there. "A skateboard!" Fortuna cried.  She said. She starts to do cool tricks on it. "All right, let's do this!" She belted as she did the skateboard tricks. "A couple more!" She stopped again and said to herself, “One more!" "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FRICKING MIND?!" A voice cried. Fortuna yelped, "Aaah!" She fell on her face. The boy looked guilty and came over to the girl, concern that she fell on her face as it could be bruised. "Are you OK?" He asked nervously, red in the face. Fortuna is stunt by this boy. "No, I'm sorry. I didn't know this was your board." She explained. The boy looked shy, "Yeah, m-my bad! I-I-I'm sorry! But, don't touch it--I mean! I mean, be careful!" He stuttered. Fortuna looked at the boy. "Are you OK?"  She asked. The boy laughs nervously. "Nah. Nothin' wrong with me." He claims. Fortuna looked at him with a suspicious look, this girl was making him uncomfortable so he decides to approach this more gently. "I--Um, I just thought those moves were pr--pretty cool." He said. Fortuna beamed. "Thanks. I've been skateboarding for a while." She explains briefly. This surprise the boy, "Really? W--Wow!" He stuttered. "Yeah." Fortuna nodded. She grew more suspicious of the boy's behavior. "What's wrong?" Fortuna asked. "Just--s--sh--shy!" The boy stammered. Smiling coyly; Fortuna placed an arm around his neck and pulled him towards her. The boy blushed, nervous as he was when he stared at the leering girl. “Come Kitty, You're so pretty. Don't go Kitty! Stay with me! Play with me!” She said in a sing-song voice. "My name's not 'Kitty', it's fricking Sharik Gwydion!" snapped the boy, blushing. Just then someone made the two of them startled, it was Cain. Fortuna is amazed as she said, "My friend, you are....A good looking devil!" She exclaimed. Sharik and Cain looked flabbergasted. "What you call me?" Cain demanded. 

Fortuna giggled, Cain composed himself. "So, you are the little pixie that's been causing a lot of trouble." Cain remarked. He had been in the shadows the whole time. "Me? Trouble?" said Fortuna, "I'm just an angel from heaven to be sent here on earth. Anything you want me to do, is in the Lord's hands." Sharik looks at her funny, "You're so fricking weird."  He remarked. "Thanks, I know I am but who are you? A punk? A kid?" said Fortuna. Ace looked at her and said, "Mind tell us who you working for?" Sharik look back at him with a hard glare, "'Us'? Since when do you and I work together? You got me imprisoned here, asshole!" "Shut up." snapped Cain. He turned back to Fortuna, "Would you mind telling me who you working for?" He asked. Fortuna twists her lips thoughtfully yet in a cute manner, she considers this for a moment as Sharik and Cain wait for her to reply. "I could! But that would just give myself away." She said finally. "Here, let's hold a challenge!" "Challenge?" Sharik and Cain chorused. "Yup, whoever takes me down is the winner. Starting...now!" Fortuna pressed a button on a pen-like device and a puff of smoke out comes! She escapes. Sharik and Cain went after her separately as they try to track down the place she is at. Finally after many obstacles later; Sharik and Cain found Fortuna's location however there was a wheel with lucky charms and bad lucks. "Is this--?" Sharik started to say but a voice from above startles them. "Hi boys, welcome to the grand palace, cool ain't it?" It was Fortuna, coiled around a pillar. "How the hell you got in here?!" Sharik demanded. Fortuna shrugged casually. "What can I say, I'm that good. I am the trickster." She bragged. 

"You are one hell of a woman, I guess Sharik and I underestimated you." Ace commented.  "You guys sure can unimpressive, you guys are one gold hearted boys." Fortuna said. She ran, dodging and hiding. "Game's over, Fortuna! We win!" Ace replied. "We won this stupid game!" Fortuna dodged them still! "Come out, come out, wherever you are!" Sharik hollered. "Boy oh boy, I knew there was something interesting about them since we met. They're more impressive than I thought." Fortuna muttered to herself, pleased by all this. "You can run, but you can't hide!" Cain called out. They thought they got her but it was only her jacket. "What the hell--?" Sharik demanded in shock. Cain turned and his eyes widened, pointing to what's coming. "Look out!" "Surprise!" cried Fortuna, lunging at Sharik. She was in a long sleeved shirt, smiling down at Sharik, who blushed at her ingenue beauty and her large breasts but realized what he was suppose to do. "Hey, get off me, will ya?" Sharik said. "Oopsie, sorry bout that!" Fortuna replied, giggling. Then she cheered, "Yay! I won!" She said. Then, Fortuna turned to Sharik and Cain, "Congrats you guys, you did you're best!" The three of them managed to escape. In a hotel room; Fortuna laughed happily as she bounced on the bed. "OMG, that was super intense! Too cool!" She squealed. Sharik narrowed his eyes, "You almost died back there, you loon." He remarked. "I made it out all right, didn't I?"Fortuna said, she then had her legs in the air and kicked happily like she won a billion dollars. "How did you do that?" asked Sharik, referring to her abilities. 

Fortuna stopped bouncing and sat up. "Uh, I'm Spider Girl? Catwoman?" She lied. Sharik glared at her, but he looked blushing in the face as he looks at her breasts shyly. "That's one way to convince me..." He muttered. Fortuna glared back at him suspiciously and looked down at her boobs, she covered herself. "Hey, don't look at my chest!" She exclaimed. "Will you guys be quiet?" Cain said, he was dressed up again and rubbing his messy, wet hair with a towel. "Geez! How did we get stuck with her?" He moaned. Sharik glared at him, "We? I was brought into this mess with you, we are not a team and no longer friends." "Yeah, until she came in and messed you up!" Cain argued back. "Why the hell do you care, you--" Sharik started to ask but Fortuna interrupted them. "Ahhh, Power and control....One person always want to have the upper hand in this cock fight, it's somewhat similar to who would wear the pants in this part. It's always a competitive sport, to see who can get the upper hand and control. Me? I shouldn't be labeled as part of the problem." She turns away on the bed, "Now, I'm going to get some shut eye for a little. The same goes for you guys. Nighty night." said Fortuna and she took a nap. When she awoke; Fortuna went for a walk. Then she saw a park and a playground so she heads right over there for a reason. She was on the swings, but then heard someone behind: "So, care to tell me what happened back there?" Fortuna turned around to see Sharik's annoyed face. "Fine, I was subjected as an experiment to become an invincible hunter." admitted Fortuna. "Liar." Sharik snapped. 

"What? It's true. But...." Fortuna started to say but Sharik seem irritated, "You're hiding something all right, and I really am annoyed at how much of a damn priss you are and being all mysterious." Sharik said. Fortuna begin to look huffy, "Well, it shouldn't be my problem that other people cannot seem to agree with me. Hell! It's my life if I should be allow to live as I see fit. More than the usual need to succeed. It is not nobody else's business to tell me what I want to do. As I stated before, it's my life! No one can stop me from doing what I want to do. People have been judging me, discussing about my problems in an irrelevant manner. I warn them to not be concerning around me of what I do. Leave me be! I can handle this on my own, without criticism." She ranted. "Argghh, do you ever shut up? I mean, what do you want out of life? You might as well as been unnoticed and just pretend you're all that when you're not!" Sharik demanded. Fortuna was quiet before turning to him with sad, doe-like eyes. "Is having an unnoticed life okay with you?" asked Fortuna. "Wha--What?" Sharik questioned, his face softened at her ingenue self. Fortuna got off the swings and looked at him, "Do I need to pretend I am something that I'm not? Do I need to pose to all the people who have ever doubted me? Once all your dreams come true and you get the fame you desired, you’re left alone with your riches, totally unfulfilled." She said. She looks up smiling a little, "A girl's life is not as wonderful as  she imagines, I believe it's stereotypical. It's exaggerating with romance and passion so fame is blamed."

"Let's be real, This is a place that everyone wants to be in right? I am so obsessed with it. How could I? It's so glamorous here!" Fortuna squealed, "How amazing! How many wonderful creatures there are here! Mankind is so beautiful! Oh, what a wonderful new world, that has such people in it!" Sharik glanced at her, "It’s new to you." He remarked. "Oh yeah!" agreed Fortuna, she then begin to giggle insanely. While asleep; Cain had a dream: It was a raining day, where people are holding umbrellas. Both Sharik and Cain sitting behind the fence. While everyone on the other side of the fence look at both boys with having a lack of emotion, it then cuts to both of them banging and hitting the fence to be let out. Both of the boys coming closer together, and eventually near the finishing of the second chorus, they kiss each other passionately, with the public looking at this with a poker face expression. Cain woke up, stunt at this. Later, Fortuna in a T shirt with shorts and she looked cute so much that Sharik was feeling 'funny' around her as he can feel himself amorous. Ace glares at Fortuna, who had nice legs and a beautiful body which made him think that she was trying to seduce Sharik but that wasn't it at all. "I don't believe this! You mean you boys used to be best friends? Wow, that's....that's why you guys hate each other's guts because of the fact was someone did something to the other." She was lying on the bed of her room at a hotel as she was talking to Sharik and Cain later on. 

Sharik looked over at the smug Cain and said, "Yeah, that bastard..." "You sure know how to put the hurt in someone else don't you Sharik?" taunted Cain. "I can never forgive you for calling me by that name, Jack of all stats." barked Sharik. Fortuna sat up as she looked at them with surprise, "Boys, boys. You're both pretty." remarked Fortuna, she laughed. And then she said, "Forgiveness is divine. Kiss and make up." "I ain't kissing him!" Sharik protested. "Forget that. In my dreams, I already did." said Cain. Sharik looked at him with surprise. "Wait a second! Did you had a steamy, homo dream about me? About us?" He asked. Cain glares at him, "Can it!"  He snapped. Sharik glared at him. "You bastard. It's a dirty secret that you would stargaze about me. You knew it was wrong but you didn't mind, you were going to start sh.." He ranted. "Shut your mouth!" exclaimed Cain. Fortuna let out a gaspy sounding spasm, "This is so engaging, boys. I feel so...mmmph!" Then she noticed their weird faces and giggled, "Whoops!" "What kind of girl are you?" Sharik demanded. Fortuna beamed at him, "One of a kind!" Fortuna looked around to see the colors in the air as she danced around, feeling magic in the air of how beautiful this place. However, she was daydreaming so much that she didn't watch where she was going. Because she bumped into someone else: "Aaah!" The person said. "Yipe!" Fortuna yelped. Fortuna and the other person stumbled down as Fortuna yelps, "Good Lor--Whoa!" Down, down they went but Fortuna uses her powers to save her and the person she is tumbling with. 

"Hey, pal! What the hell?" Fortuna demanded. "Sorry about that." The person said. He was a cutie, Fortuna felt like a jerk to this totally attractive guy with glasses, which he was adjusting. "Hello...It's OK. I'm fine, it's no big deal." Fortuna apologized. "You serious?" asked the guy asked. "Yeah, my bad. And I'm dead serious." confirmed Fortuna. "Fascinating." The guy complimented. Fortuna smiled, The guy realized he forgot to introduced himself. "Oh, sorry. Hermes Belenus." He introduced. Fortuna shake his hand, "Fortuna Alektor." She said. But soon she was attacked and kidnapped by a bunch of disfigured monsters. The next minute, Fortuna was chained from her wrists and feet. She looked miserable, being the damsel in distress sucks as she feels like this could be the end. That's when she could hear something, or something in here. "Hello?" Fortuna called but no one answered. However she saw a strange, familiar figure appeared. It was Hermes! "Well hello there, my pretty." He greeted. Fortuna was shocked to see him, "I--I--It's you!" She gasped. Hermes did some acrobatic movements before appearing at her. "Looks like someone bound you good." He said, looking at the chains. "Yeah, not so comfortable now, is it?" remarked Fortuna. "Actually, you look so good helpless. It makes me all weird inside...." said Hermes with a smirk. Fortuna groaned, "Don't start!" Hermes looked at her chest, Fortuna let out an 'ahem' but he was not listening. "Oh for the angel's sake, FO-CUS!!!!" exclaimed Fortuna. "You or your boobs?" Hermes asked cluelessly. "For heaven's sake, get me out of here!" said Fortuna. 

"Fine, fine, I'll help you. Only because he asked me too!" said Hermes with a sigh. Fortuna looked at him, "'He'?" "Cain, you know him?" replied Hermes, shrugging. "Cain..." Fortuna is shocked. Fortuna and Hermes managed to escape from the prison however they were confronted by the those monsters. But Sharik came to aid, Fortuna was thrilled to see him. "Sharik!" She cried, she threw her arms around her. Sharik blushed as he felt the warmth embraced of this girl. "H--hey Fortuna." He greeted shyly. "What's a pretty thing like you doing here?" Ophelia said teasingly. "Um...The jerk off Cain got me here, what'd you think?" snapped Sharik, "And I wanted to save you." Fortuna smiled, touched, and embraced him further, "My pretty kitty." She whispered. "Hey, when you're done making out; get your asses over here!" Hermes called. Immediately, Fortuna lets Sharik go and they fight together. Later, Fortuna talks to Cain alone on the roof, "How did you know where I was?" asked Fortuna. "I have my ways by using the coordinates and bringing Sharik with me. And along the way, we meet that 'imp' Hermes. And he helped us with his sensory detecting abilities." Ace explained. "So, why'd you do it?" asked Fortuna. Cain flashed a glare at her, "You have no idea do you?" He snapped as he went over to her. He grasped her chin and pulled her close in a kiss. Fortuna's body pulsate, "Mmm..." She said muffled but she felt something lingering in her mouth that caressed the roof of it inside. "Oh..." She thought. Now, she felt a different sensation....Arousal. "Oh my God! I--I--" thought Ophelia, she pushed Cain away as blood spurt from her nose. 

Fortuna panted, and panted, she clutched at her throat as she tried to catch her breath. "Oh...Wow...That was..." stammered Fortuna. "Did you like that? Hm?" said Cain smugly. "Um...I need to clean myself up, OK? I feel...oooh." said Fortuna. She left in a hurry as she closed the door and ran to the bathroom where she saw how much blood was running down her face. "Good God, have mercy." She muttered as she used a paper towel and soaked it with water while cleaning. That night; Fortuna somehow sleeping out in the open, without a blanket, She's shivering in her sleep, turning over in a really vulnerable way and clutching herself. Cain comes along, see her distress, and react to it by tenderly draping a blanket over her shoulders, petting her on the head, and saying, "Sleep tight, Fortuna." Freed from the discomfort, Fortuna faintly smiled in her sleep, she is grateful for the warmth. The next morning; Fortuna could hear an argument outside her room as she went to check it out. She saw Sharik standing over Cain, who was bloodied and bruised. "You son of a bitch, how dare you--!!! Are you trying to manipulate her?" Sharik shouted. "No...I...." Cain started to say but Fortuna stopped them. "What the hell?" She demanded. "Did this bastard kiss you?" Sharik enjoined. Fortuna looked down shamefully. "Y--yes..." She admitted. Sharik was about to hit Cain again. When someone stopped them both. Sharik and Cain were sprawled on the floor. 

"Hey, Fortuna!" Sharik protested. "That wasn't me." claimed Fortuna. "Then who--?" Sharik started to ask when the three of them heard a voice from above, "Honestly, you guys are acting like children. Can't you get along for once in your life?" It was Hermes, standing in between them, "Come on, Sharik. Why do you care if she kissed who?" He asked. "Because.....You don't understand--" He said. "I do!" said a familiar voice. Ishtar and Eirene had just arrived, which shocked Fortuna and she is happy to see them. Once introductions went down; Fortuna talks to her friends about Sharik and Cain in private: "Hard to believe you used to date them." Eirene noted. Fortuna gave her a friend a look, "Date them? Are you trying to female victim blaming me?" She asked. Eirene looked at her shocked, "No, no, no!" She exclaimed. Ishtar looked out at Cain and Sharik as she whispered, "Why did you dump Cain? He's hot." "Not as hot as Sharik." Eirene rasped back. But a familiar voice bellowed out, "FORTUNA!!!! WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" Fortuna jumps, she turns around to see the humorous glare from his little brother Axel and an amused Hermes comforting him. "Axel? Hermes? What's up homies?" greeted Fortuna. "Axel's gonna kill you for saying that." Camilla whispered. "DON'T START THAT WITH ME MISSY!!!!" said Axel. "Listen up, we are on a mission to find Laran and it looks like my sister is going to be part of some auction." The auction was just simply of a way to beat up some perverts and assaulters. Fortuna was chosen to be the Chasity Maiden. But Fortuna was there as she was being harassed for her purity. One of the men flirts with Fortuna, who is uncomfortable, as she tried to push him away but then the man becomes violent as he tries to cut her. Just then, Fortuna came out of nowhere as he shoves him off Fortuna and then begins to physically assaults the guy, first punching him in the back of her head before pushing him through the glass top of a booth. 

Sharik strangles him however  he is able to break free, escaping. Just then, he hears something and turns around, Cain shoots him in the head, causing him to be splattered on the wall. "Ew, nasty." said Fortuna. She giggles as she said to him how much fun that was. Fortuna and the boys escaped from a mission successful. At another hotel. Cain looked out at the starry night from the window and glanced at the sleeping Fortuna. "You are a piece of work, aren't you Fortuna?" He said softly. Then he said in an aggressive tone that he never spoke of before, "Womanchild." He thought back of Fortuna's fun nature. "Manic Pixie. You are nuisance." said Cain. However, Cain begin to sound passive as he sits beside Fortuna, who was still sleeping soundly. "Why do torment me? Why can't I stop thinking about you, Sharik?" He glanced over at Fortuna again, "I think of her too also, I think of you both." said Cain. He then begin to caress her forehead, "This girl, why do I have this feeling in my chest that feels warm? I never wanted to liker her anyway." He ranted mindlessly. He continues as his hand caress her soft skin of her arm and her neck, "Sharik, I'm sorry....I shouldn't have beguiled her with that passionate kiss. I caused a bloody mess. You will be mine, Sharik, whether you like it or not. And Fortuna? Just so we're clear, Sharik is mine but...please love me, or I'll slit my own skin." The next day, Sharik was lying in his bed but he felt someone beside him. He awoke as he turned to see Fortuna looking over at him. "Aaah!" cried Sharik. He panted as he glared up at Fortuna, who giggled. "The hell?!" demanded Sharik. "Morning sleepyhead!" said Fortuna. "Augh! Scared the hell out of me! What do you want?" groaned Sharik. Fortuna caresses his hair, "Just coming to see how Sharik is doing." She smiles, "You're a lying jerkass with a heart of gold who won't admit his true feelings." She said. 

"Shut up, you prig!" Sharik cursed. Fortuna then looked fierce, she then said in a sassy tone: "Say that again, I dare you!" She demanded. "OK, OK. I'm sorry, now can you leave?" Sharik apologized. Fortuna looked at him and said, "Not until you do me a favor." Sharik rolled his eyes, "What?" He snapped. "A kiss." Fortuna replied. Sharik sighs, "Fine, your cheek." He said. Fortuna shook her head, "Mmm-mm, the lips." She said. Sharik blushed as he looked shock, "You gotta be--ugh!" He moaned. Fortuna looked at him pleadingly, "Pleasssssssseeee!"  She begged. Sharik rolled his eyes, he deeply sighed and then looked at her, "Just one?" He asked. Fortuna looked at him with a seductive look, "Yeah, unless you want more." She said, licking her lips. Sharik yelped, "Augh!" He ducks under his covers and tried to convince himself that he can do it. And he peeks out, he then closed his eyes and leaned over at Fortuna. Their lips met, in a kiss. He realized what he's doing and backs away. "Oh crap, oh crap!" He thought, "I kissed a girl! I kissed a girl on her rosebud lips! Oh shit...It just got real!" Fortuna cheered, "Yay!" Sharik glared back at her, "Never. Again." He warned. "Oh, you know you like it." teased Fortuna, she pumps her fists as she twirled around. Sharik watched with annoyance on his face but laughs a little, "Damn, she's friggin' pretty." He remarked. Cain watched Fortuna fluttered away as he looked on with jealousy, he had seen Sharik and Fortuna kissed. He had walked in on them and was shocked by this. On that night, Cain got drunk at a bar and walked back to his hotel. 

Cain was so drunk that Sharik noticed and helped him to bed but noticed Cain was drapped onto Sharik's shoulder and Sharik had to look at him to ask if he was OK. Ace looked at him for one moment and kissed him right on the lips. Sharik was shocked but then he pushed him away and gagged. "The hell just happened?!" Sharik demanded, he wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. He was disgusted by this. "What? I was given into temptation Shaik...." Cain insisted, Sharik pushed him away and cried out: "No, don't. You stay the hell away from me!" He went away as Cain called out, "I wasn't trying to start shit, I was curious." Sharik was in his room, Fortuna was writing but she had a grin on her face. "You saw it?" Sharik asked, annoyed as it seemed. "All I gotta say about that is one word: Hot." said Fortuna. "Shut up." Sharik hissed. Fortuna laughed a little. She was amazed with the results: "I found him....." said Fortuna in a sing song tone. Ishtar looks at him with squinty eyes before saying, "This is about Loki? Oh geez....He's a--" Eirene stops her, shaking her head. "Oh this is perfect....Ha." Fortuna said, giggling like a lunatic. She giggled and giggled as Axel's eyes bulged in horror before he remarked, "Stop giggling that way, you sound creepy." Axel commented. Fortuna beamed happily, "Just look at how they describe him, he sounds awesome...." She said. Eirene looks at her, "'Awesome' is not the correct word for him." She said. 

Fortuna was walking down the street however while she was walking, two guys appeared. They looked thuggish as they blocked their path. "Hey sweetie, where do you think yo' going?" One of them said. "Um, I don't know. Here?" Fortuna replied. "Sorry, this is the boss's territory." said the lackey. "Who says it's his territory? Can anyone walk here?" asked Fortuna. One of the lackeys looked at her chest, Fortuna stamped her foot and said: "Hey! I'm talking to you, asshole! My eyes are up here!" "Hey, sweetheart. Only boss makes the call whenever anyone can enter or not." said the other lackey. Now Fortuna was furious, she can't believe someone would take over and claim no is to pass this area. "Who does this boss think he is?" She thought and then she glared at the two viciously.  "Where is your boss then? I need to speak with him right this minute!"  behest Fortuna. "Yeah...." said one of the guys, he looked at Fortuna's chest and remarked, "You're not so much of a blonde kitty yourself." Fortuna blushed, she crossed her arms. "Kitty? Blonde?" She said with fury. The other two regret that when they saw her face, "Oops." They said. Then, they ran away as Fortuna chased them fiercely. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU, AND SMOTHER YOU!!!!" She cried. "OH MAN!!!" One of them cried. "CEASE! DESIST!" said the other. "I'M GONNA PUT YOU BOTH SIX FEET UNDERNEATH, THEN DIG YOU OUT AND DUPLICATE YOU TWO  AND KILL ALL OF YOUR CLONES!!!!" ranted Fortuna. 

"Get hold of yourself!" said one of the guys. "Retrain, I say!" cried the other. Someone grabbed her by her arms, holding her back while saying: "Hold it." "No, let go of me! I'll skin you alive, I bet this so called boss of yours is a Head Honcho! An obese, perverted loser of this cesspool!" She screamed. "What's so funny?!" demanded Fortuna. One of them managed to speak, "Uh, do you want to know where our boss is?" "Where?!" Fortuna cried. The other ducked his head and pointed, "He's right behind you." Fortuna's face fell. "Say wha--?" She started to say but she turned and saw some silvery blue haired guy. "AAAHHH!" She freaked out and flopped to the ground, feigned a faint. The silver blue haired guy glared at one of the lackeys, he hits him over the head. "Now you've done it." said the silver guy. "Sorry boss." said the lackey. Fortuna was still as a doll, she felt like screaming again. "Wow-wee!" She thought, "He's hot!" But then she thought for a moment. "Wait, that's Loki Kitsune?!" wondered Fortuna. She denied it, "It can't be..." thought Fortuna. She decided to peek out and there he was staring down at her, "It is him." Her thoughts cried, she laid down in another feign faint. A few minutes later; Fortuna just woke up as she saw the lackeys in the room, she glares at them. The lackeys grinned nervously, "Hi." They said. "Where's your boss?" asked Fortuna, "Not that I care but I want to know where he is." "What? So you can scream like a maniac?" remarked the other lackey. Fortuna glares at him, "No. I felt bad for insulting him. I mean, I feel idiot." She protested. "It shouldn’t be our problem that your feelings for the boss is so strong." remarked the lackeys. 

Fortuna scoffs at this and then she replied with sarcasm in her voice, "Oh, I got a 'thing' for him. Yeah, sure. Right. I'm one of those girls who love bad boys." The lackeys smiled with nervousness for a weird reason. Fortuna continued to rant with sarcasm, "Loki's smoking, he's cool which is so weird to say." She sounded like a valley girl but remain her dryness in her voice, "Listen, like in hell I have some sort hots for him. He's not someone I'd go crazy for--" "Fortuna?" one of the lackeys said. Fortuna sighed and gave him a look, "What?" She snapped. "He's standing behind you again." said the lackey. Fortuna turned around and she saw Loki looking at her funny, it looked sort of smug. Fortuna growled in anger and her hands twitched like she's prepared to choke someone. She lets out an anger yell, "Auuuuugggghhhh!" She flops back on the bed. Loki looked at her confused, "Weird." He muttered. Fortuna's eyes bulged out, she tensed and point a finger at Loki's men, rasping to them: "Not one word!" The lackeys nodded, "Gotcha." They said and left the room. But before Loki left; he said, "You know some things? Smart girl but I don't think you got brawn don't ya?" chaffed Loki, "You're just a prissy girl who just doesn't like getting her nails broken. I know if you are able to fight--Let a real man show you how." He left with a small snickered with his boys laughing along with him. And they were gone. But Fortuna was furious, she clenched her teeth so hard that it gritted. "Prissy? Just a girl?" She thought. Then she exclaimed, "That's it!!!! NOW I'M PISSED!!!!!" She marched away to strip off her long sleeved top to reveal a sleeveless tank. She put on an arm wrap around both of her upper arms and loaded her gun to kill some zombies. 

Loki was fighting while his lackeys cheered for him but now Loki was surrounded by so many that it was too overwhelming. He didn't know he was going to get out of this mess. One zombie crashed down. It was swaying back and forth like crazy before it passed out. The zombie looked up as it saw Fortuna, who looked down at him, saying: "Now you know how I feel, bub." She put a gun to his head and then shoves his corpse so hard to the others who fell sideways--Much to Loki's surprise. He was shocked to see an enraged Fortuna exclaiming like a bansee: "That was for calling me 'prissy'!" Then she took her gun and shot at the zombies that were coming from above and falling like flies. "And that's for saying I was a girl to fight!" Fortuna bellowed. A zombie tried to sneak attack her, but Fortuna knocked him with her fist without turning around. She took the lifeless body and threw at Loki's lackeys, who fell down in a heap. Fortuna twirled her gun and tucked it back in its case. "And THAT'S FOR YOUR PERVERY LACKEYS!!!!!" She cried out. "Did you have to go and yell like that?" One of the lackeys asked. "I can make you deaf if you prefer, want that?!" proclaim Fortuna, her eye was twitching but she looked like she calmed down. However; Fortuna laughs cynically and weakly, "So let me see if I got this right....." She said. Then she looks at Loki with a glare, "I'm a prissy, girlie girl who is afraid I'll break a nail? Hello, did you see me whoop those guys asses? What? Is that not good enough for ya, brotha? Are you satisfied? are you blind as a bat? Or are you just a sexist?" She ranted. 

Loki smirks, amused at her anger. "Oh no, I see how it is and I am NOT going to accept that." Fortuna storms over to him as she continued to fulminate, "I'M HERE TO SAVE YOU SO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!" The lackeys screamed like girls and hid, Loki was amazed by this. He turns to Fortuna, "You just scared my boys with your....guts...." said Loki. "My brother doesn't call me Miss Sass-a-Phrass for nothing, PAL!!!!" said Fortuna with a sassy tone. Loki looked surprised, not scared at all, then he smirks. "Funny." was his response and walks away. Fortuna looked at him in disbelief, "What? You should be scared!" She cried, following him. He let out a low chuckle, "I don't do fear." said Loki. Fortuna gave him a weird look, "Oh come on!!!! The scary ones are afraid too!" She protested. Loki turned to her, "Well that doesn't scare me at all." He stopped smiling, "I do have one fear...." He said. Fortuna looks at him with disbelief, "Like what?" She asked. "Rejection." replied Loki. "Really? From what? Your family? Friends?" inquired Fortuna. "I don't want to talk about family." replied Loki. He walked away but turns back and says to her, "There is one thing though. There's this son of a bitch name Chernobog and he is being overthrown by me. But there's something you need to know...." Fortuna looks at him, "What?" She asked. Loki leaned over at her swiftly and said, "Leave the bastard to me!" 

"Gotcha." replied Fortuna. Loki left, Fortuna was paralyzed for a moment before squealing: "This is awesome, he's so cool!" But Fortuna wonders about Chernobog, so she researches on him and then she learns that he is the scientist and creator of the zombies. Fortuna is amazed by this, she decides to find out more about this. Fortuna got the rifle ready and calls out, "I took down your zombies, Chernobog. Now it's just you and me. So why not come out and fight girl to freak-show?" She sneaks around as she prepares for him but she felt her heart beating like crazy. However, Chernobog has been sneaking up and surprises Fortuna with his attacks. Fortuna fought back with her fully awakened powers, she fought back and had the upper hand of this battle. But the tables are turned, Chernobog is getting better but it isn't until her friends, her little brother and the heroes--Sharik, Cain, Hermes, and Loki. Together, Fortuna and her new team takes down Chernobog for good. It turns out that Chernobog is related to Loki, being his abusive father. Fortuna decided to let him kill him. Chernobog begs for mercy but Loki refuses to listen and takes his life. Fortuna wake up gasping, realizing it was all a dream. She panted of breath, "Wow." said Fortuna. Her friends, who were waiting for her to wake up, asking if she's OK. Fortuna sat up, "I had the most awesome dream!" And told them about it. 

While she tries to think of more ideas; Fortuna created female warriors. They were known as Neo Amazons: Minerva, Hestia, Freya, Tamar, Draupi, Hippolyta and their leader--Artemis. She smiled, thinking about her dream. She looked at her manga cover but for a moment, she thought she saw Sharik smirks at her right before her eyes! Fortuna is amazed, wondering if it was all a dream.......

The End