episode: Blue Comedy Sucks
The preface shows Brunette Marshall sitting on her bed with a pair of headphones, The headphones are plugged into a voice recorder as it plays a laugh track over and over again. She narrates that Echo Fallon gave her this voice recorder so she can study the sound of laughter and why she is so afraid of it! While listening over and over; Brunette narrates with a smirk: "Comedy sucks....Sitcoms, talk shows, stand ups.....And blue........Blue comedy sucks!" Then, the voice recorder breaks into pieces.
Brunette has studied the "horrors" of adult cartoons in research: The Simpsons. Family Guy. The Cleveland Show. Futurama and other ridiculous adult cartoons that seem rather disturbing--even for a child above 11 or up! She finds it now normal for an innocent person to watch a dumb show like the ones that she's researching. Brunette's next target is Bert Simmons and his mischievous buddies: Steve Corvin, Stone Esmond, Clay Bergen and his brother, Rodeo.
Bert and his friends do crazy stuff that is based off The Simpsons and the other adult cartoons that they watch all the time! These five boys are annoying troublemakers towards Belle, who can't seem to stand them. Belle researches on the five boys' families: They are different from race, religion and are all friends! But they have one thing in common: These families are all dysfunctional.
Bert's father, Omero and his drinking buddies: Ferris Corvin, Denny Esmond and Garland Bergen get drunk & sometimes eat doughnuts. They would get in trouble for drunk driving, stealing cars and getting in mischief with police cops. The wives: Gretchen Simmons, Lizanne Corvin, Wynne Esmond & Dianna Bergen cheat on their husbands with handsome, young guys because their marriage isn't feeling so hot!
The sons: Keith Corvin, his brother Baron, Teague and Nike Esmond are slackers that get abused by their drunk dads. They influenced from their intoxicated father and they also do drugs! The daughters: Tisha Simmons, her sister Peggy, Margo Corvin, Hedda Esmond and Alberta Bergen do bad stuff like sleep with guys and they make out with them. Brunette can't stand them but the sons & daughters have become popular.
Brunette thinks that these four different, dysfunctional families need a serious wake up call. She decides to start in order from husbands & wives to daughters & sons! Byronica sedates them and gives them a 411 profile about how to be a good family, She even told them that nobody's perfect and gives them to understand a few Bible verses about love, respect and forgiveness but the family are stubborn of their old ways.
Using her powers; Brunette tortures them all from her window and the families are left in catatonic stages! One week later; Brunette is watching the news as she narrates that a scene from Alice in Wonderland: She quotes on Cheshire Cat's line: "I never get involved with politics." Belle also quotes on a line she heard from Eclipse: "From now on, I'm Team Switzerland." Brunette says that she does not want to take any sides, She wants to stay on her own space and not have to be pressured by others.
Brunette is watching her new prey: Peyton Polwin is an 18-year-old single mother that supports her mother, Zariah, who is a Republican. She believes that single moms should raise children without husbands! Peyton was once friends with Colette "Etta" but then Etta and Peyton's boyfriend, Devon Winston, had an affair as Peyton drugged her (Etta) in her drink!
Etta was accused of being a "crack head" but it was really Peyton's fault, Zariah makes a big deal about it all over the political news! This irritates the Marshall family. Brunette says that it's time for Peyton and Zariah to see the fear that they have been hiding from the world as she will make them see what happens when someone messes with a sexy girl like Colette. Brunette tracks down the mother and daughter in Miami as she finds out that they are staying in a Hilton hotel.
Later at night; They are left catatonic stages as Byronica leaves with a smirk across her lips. Another week later; Brunette looks up Bridgette Spiers, A singer, dancer, songwriter and she is a sexy, well-known woman. She is known for many diva mishaps: Confuse to be bisexual, marriage, two kids and divorce was very disastrous! Bridgette Spiers has been through hell of her drug addiction, She is now a better person than before.
That's when Jowell O'Hall made a big joke of her addiction on his show: Maso Stew! Bridgette is now in torment over Jowell's joke as she is now the laughing stock. Jowell refuse to apologize as this makes Brunette upset badly, It also hinted that he might be the one who got Bridgette addicted to drugs but nobody knows. Brunette decides to go after Jowell, She goes to Miami with Roland Hamilton as she tracks down Jowell!
She finds him at the Hard Rock Cafe bar, He was drunk of 20 shots of alcohol. Brunette sneaks inside the bar and sedates him. Then, Belle drags him into Roland's car and they drove back to the haunted house! Jowell wakes up terrified in the haunted hose as he wants to know what is this place. Byronica tells him that she brought him about Bridgette Spiers, She explains that the well-known singer has been through a lot.
Byronica appears behind the window of the abandoned record studio, She says that he doesn't know what it is like to be in a real, living hell! Jowell admits that Bridgette is a bitch of the way she dresses and her songs are very erotic for the world to hear! Byronica laughs and says: "Look at you, You are so judgmental.....Just like me!" Then, her powers kicked as the blood curdling scream in torment is heard from the haunted house!
Jowell is taken back to the Hard Rock Care with a catatonic look on his face. Byronica smirks at how helpless he looks when he is not on TV, She says: "Now this is funny." and tosses her head laughing while walking away. That night; Belle is putting away the dishes when she watches the news about Jowell's catatonic stage as the police found a note in cursive writing:
"Hope he gets better, He seems to have scary thoughts right now and should apologize to Miss Spiers. Yours truly, Byronica!" People are now wondering who Byronica is. They even want to meet this girl, Others refer to her as the Dark Knight because she might appear only at night.
Brunette narrates that drugs are people's personal demons and to love others, who have hurt others. She also says that judging others is not right but nobody cares because they have a right to say anything they want. Brunette says that she can be judgmental sometimes--Then she admits: "OK, All the time." and she laughs to herself.
In the epilogue; Brunette goes to Echo's warehouse and tells her that she accidently broke the voice recorder. Echo is shocked but she forgives her as Brunette enters the warehouse: "It's not OK, I have being doing this for 14 years--I have cause terror since the second grade. I am not proud of my power." Echo tries to comfort her but Belle says that she said awful things to her family, she lost closest friends and she had hurt teachers with her special powers.
Echo asked her if she wants to sign up for anger management classes and Brunette says that she would like that. In her clairvoyance mind; Brunette sees a vision of Anya Hartley being stabbed as she faints but she is not dead--She's just bleeding badly & she will live.
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