These are some openings for my soon to be videos; Just a parody of it. Some are Ed Edd n Eddy and there's a Tank Girl one. Check them out!
"You there, saucy wench, raise the jug! Play me the melody of Rolf's trigger happy!"
"Trigger Happy, Trigger Happy--Danza Kuduro?"
(Danza Kuduro plays)
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"That's totally awesome, Jimmy!"
"Aww geez!"
"All done, Jimmy."
"Yeah?"
"Come and see, it's pretty!"
"Let's join the fun, Kevin!"
"Ey, ey, ey!"
"Party yes, for me."
"Rolf? Come on, man!"
"Come Kevin, let's gather around and sing together!"
"You start, Jimmy!"
(Here's to Never Growing Up starts)
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"Look, you have two choices. Either I improve that lovely hairdo...or you sing for us."
"Hmph!"
"Fine."
"All right! What do you want me to sing??"
"Live for the Night, Krewella, 2013."
"Pfft!"
"I hate that song."
"I'll cut it off."
"I live for the night, I live for the lights, I live for the high 'til I'm free falling."
"Louder! I can't here you!"
"I live for the night, I live for the lights, I live for the high 'til I'm free falling!"
"Everybody!"
(Live for the Night plays)
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"Is this thing on?"
"Eddy, just speak into the mic!"
"What? This?"
"Yes!"
"OK, OK...Welcome passengers, I'm Captain Eddy, of Eddy's Creek Cruise, where you get more bang, for your buck. I'd like you to sit back, relax, and enjoy Que Viva La Vida, played by Eddward."
"This song is so annoying."
(Que Viva La Vida starts)
